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<title>HST Team HaVoC Gaming - Forums</title>
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<title>Hi HST</title>
<link>http://www.havocst.net/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=511#511</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hey were up to the usual, thanks for stopping by!! Should come in for some BF2.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-12-30T22:06:49-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by WarpedFly</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Fifty dollars is fifty dollars!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every 
year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' 

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty 
dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' 

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, 
I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get 
another chance.' 

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-14T14:34:52-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by DocHaVoC</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Lipstick in School TT</title>
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<description><![CDATA[According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-14T14:29:52-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by DocHaVoC</dc:creator></item>
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<title>TOP 8 MORONS OF 2007</title>
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<description><![CDATA[On #8, I thought maybe he was dragging an anchor, but the trailer.... LMFAO.. now thats a DMF]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-31T17:39:40-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by SLADE</dc:creator></item>
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<title>CRISIS OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Could be the 2 Boobs together 8a#a! , now we talkin.....]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-12T19:25:15-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by SLADE</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Tech Support</title>
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<description><![CDATA[my mother in law.....LOL]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-02-29T17:10:45-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by DocHaVoC</dc:creator></item>
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<title>A  blonde wanted to go ice fishing</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A  blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many 
 
books  on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary
 
tools  together, she made for the ice.
 
After  positioning her comfy footstool, she started to
 
make  a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky,
 
a  voice boomed,
 
&#34;THERE  ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.&#34;
 
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
 
poured a  thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet
 
another  hole.
 
Again  from th]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-02-22T23:37:18-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by DocHaVoC</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Old Man and the Marine</title>
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<description><![CDATA[lol nice.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-18T11:50:42-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by ktothewagner</dc:creator></item>
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<title>political correctness</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is
entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

lol food for thought.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-18T11:47:09-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by ktothewagner</dc:creator></item>
<item>
<title>Difference between cats and dogs</title>
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<description><![CDATA[DOG DIARY 
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite! 
11:00 am - Went to the vet. Bummer.
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with people! My favorite! 
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite! 


CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my capt]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-06T15:41:11-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by DocHaVoC</dc:creator></item>
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<title>HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOOSE?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I toul GOOS not to drie hes meat like that god dam it GOOS]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-23T16:23:30-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Seal</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Chinese Sick Day</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Hung Chow calls into work and says, &#34;Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.&#34;

The boss says, &#34;You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.&#34;

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. &#34;I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon.....you got nice house]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-19T22:36:05-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by DocHaVoC</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Redneck Marketing</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, &#34;Free Sex with Fill-Up.&#34; 

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. 

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. 

The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, &#34;You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.&#34; 

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, B]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-15T19:09:17-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by DocHaVoC</dc:creator></item>
<item>
<title>Have I done the right thing?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Most likely not............]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-13T18:49:45-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by SLADE</dc:creator></item>
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<title>The 36 Rules of Life:</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The 36 Rules of Life:
 
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
 
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
 
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
 
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before
 
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>The Pub</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-13T18:18:17-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by DocHaVoC</dc:creator></item>
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